Another fun etc. post...Urban Dictionary word submittal

I love these etc. posts.

I've oftentimes describe myself as an inventor, because I invent all kinds of things. I like inventing things, such as words.  You are probably an inventor yourself when you think about it. When I come up with a new cool word I check the highly-respected www.urbandictionary.com site, and then if it's not there, I submit it to them.  So far I have about a dozen words that I've submitted.

Anyway, I invented a new word today.  Here it is, followed by a definition and its' usage.

Pippi Longcrotching

Derived from the Swedish fictional children's character, an affliction that can occur in men at any age when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. While fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. The trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.

Lee: "Dude, new slacks"?
Tom: "Yeah"
Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."
Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"
Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."

Lee

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Note: I did not invent this at work on the job. Thank you.